The Onion | Bush Seeks U.N. Support For 'U.S. Does Whatever It Wants' Plan

Satire: The Onion | Bush Seeks U.N. Support For 'U.S. Does Whatever It Wants' Plan

UNITED NATIONS—In an address before the U.N. General Assembly Monday, President Bush called upon the international community to support his "U.S. Does Whatever It Wants" plan, which would permit the U.S. to take any action it wishes anywhere in the world at any time.